So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
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If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I think people are normalizing furries
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