I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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