12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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