i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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