i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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