the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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