Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
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I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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