Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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