can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
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I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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