I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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