My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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