smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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