fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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