wrigley field is MILF paradise
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
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His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
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Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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