Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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