I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I have already put on my inside pants.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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