i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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