I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
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am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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