Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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