great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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