Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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