There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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