i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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