it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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