ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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