I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Come share oat with me in your robe
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
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