I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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