Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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