how can u be prego again
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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