Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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