fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm like, not good at living.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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