Dual....:-)
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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