ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
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What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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