I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
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They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
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O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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