Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
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my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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