That's intense
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
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Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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