conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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