I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
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I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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