We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
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The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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