Dual....:-)
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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