Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I bet he comes in French.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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