I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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