...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
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Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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