did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
