is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Never let your siblings swipe right.