Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(734): View more from Michigan

Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses

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(352): View more from Florida

Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.

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(807): View more from Ontario

discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.

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(630): View more from Illinois

True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen

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(+52): View more from Mexico

that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.

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(509): View more from Washington

Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

pray to the hookup gods

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(949): View more from California

They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.

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