Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
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The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
pray to the hookup gods
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.