these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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