It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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