I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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