Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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