Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
His nipple licking is glorious
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