Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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