We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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