did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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