Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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