In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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