How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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